Oj, vad glad jag blev idag!
Jag kommer bli en gammal man och lever hälsosamt.
Jodå, det gör jag visst det!
Och som den sanne bröstälskare jag är så har man nu hittat nya fina rön.
Sanningen är att jag motionerar mer än jag faktiskt anade.
Eller vad sägs om följande:
By Jonathan Hayter
"Staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and makes them live longer, a new survey reveals.
Researchers have discovered that a 10-minute ogle at women's breasts is as healthy as half-an-hour in the gym.
A five year study of 200 men found that those who enjoyed a longing look at busy beauties had lower blood pressure, less heart disease and slower pulse rates compared to those who did not get their daily eyeful.
Dr Karen Weatherby, who carried out the German study, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics workout.
Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.
There is no question that gazing at breasts makes men healthier.
Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and heart attack in half.
We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years."